March 2011
2 posts
Roommate Rant...
One of my roommates is extremely annoying, and completely fucking full of herself, and I am beyond done dealing with her, in general, right now.
She thinks she’s literally the greatest musician ever (except for Leonard Cohen, who she worships [he’s a great writer, but a God-awful musician, for the record]). What does her voice sound like? It sounds like a combination of Norah Jones,...
February 2011
5 posts
4 tags
Holy shit...
I just walked into my kitchen. My roommate was in there with a couple of hippies, skinning a dead fox.
Yes, you read that correctly.
THEY WERE SKINNING A DEAD FOX IN MY KITCHEN.
I was like
and they were all like
and then I was like
Please, someone save me
